so today... a lil bit fucked up. hahaha. this morning, i fixed my car then drove around the empty road near my house. maybe the people who live near there thinks im crazy. cause. i was driving so fast..and round2 the road for 2 hours! haha. then shit happened! the car mati wah tangah2 jalan! and its far from my house! i tried to start the engine again, but still, inda mau. so i have to walk 2KM to my house,to get the jumper and bring another car. then, ada this guy looked at me and start laughing. sial lah usul nya. hahaha. so.. i went back to the car,connect the jumper to the batteries, then pop! the engine mau start! haha. after 30 minutes, i went back home, and washed the car. then, baie lah. rain started to fall. pedah jua tu mencuci! hahaha.

heyyyyyy, read this:

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a sharp pencil and poked her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny poked her with the pencil. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.